Husband Demands a Divorce in a Letter – Instantly Regrets It After His Wife’s Hilarious Response
Some stories are just too entertaining to ignore. In a world that can sometimes feel heavy or monotonous, a little humor can go a long way. Whether you’ve heard this tale before or not, it’s bound to bring a smile to your face. It has all the elements of a great story—drama, a bit of revenge, and a surprising twist.
It all starts with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But it’s the wife’s clever reply that really steals the show…
Dear Wife,
I’m writing this to inform you that I am leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for the past 7 years, and I have nothing to show for it. The last two weeks have been nothing short of hell.
Your boss called to let me know that you quit your job today, and that was the final straw.
Just last week, you came home, didn’t even notice I had gotten a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, and was wearing a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate your meal in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your soap operas.
You never say you love me anymore, and you don’t want anything to do with me, not even in the bedroom. Either you’re cheating on me or you just don’t love me anymore. Whatever the case may be, I’m done.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a good life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true we’ve been married for 7 years, but “good man” is a far stretch from what you’ve actually been.
The reason I watch my soap operas is because they drown out your endless whining and complaining. Too bad that doesn’t work on you.
I did notice your new haircut last week, but honestly, the first thing that came to mind was, “You look just like a girl!” Since my mother taught me to keep quiet if I don’t have anything nice to say, I kept that thought to myself.
As for the meal you cooked, I think you must have mistaken me for MY SISTER because I haven’t eaten pork in 7 years.
And about those new silk boxers: I turned away from you when I saw the $49.99 price tag still on them. I also couldn’t help but wonder if it was just a coincidence that my sister borrowed $50 from me earlier that morning.
Even after all this, I still loved you and thought we could work things out. So when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you enjoy the fulfilling life you’ve always dreamed of. My lawyer says the letter you sent guarantees you won’t get a single dime from me. So, take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!